Check In, Stay the Night: Eight Creepy Five-Star Horror Hotels

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Horror loves its ‘terrible places‘. The looming Gothic castles of Hammer horror movies. Remote cabins in dense woods. Haunted houses with creaking doors and dimly lit halls. According to American professor Carol J Clover, the ‘terrible place’ was one of several necessary ingredients for horror. Though they may not immediately come to mind, hotels have served as the locale for some great horror movies. From Bates Motel to The Overlook, hotels have offered horror fans more scares than just bedbugs and stained sheets. Check in below with eight horror hotels that have more than a handful of creepy amenities.

Bates Motel – Psycho (1960)

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It may the most recognizable motel in cinematic history. From one of the most influential filmmakers, Alfred Hitchcock, Psycho remains an engrossing and chilling thriller – even if you already know its famous twist. Aside from its iconic shower scene, Psycho boasts a handful of stunning camera shots while Anthony Perkins’ performance solidifies Norman Bates as one of the genre’s greatest villains. Whether Psycho was an early proto-slasher or not, its late 80s sequels would largely conform to the subgenre. Fortunately, Gus Van Sant’s ill-advised shot-for-shot remake, the Bates Motel prequel series (and re-imagining) found new life in the concept.

The Motel Hello – Motel Hell (1980)

They don’t make movies like Motel Hell anymore. An interestingly weird mix of horror and dark humor, Motel Hell plays like Texas Chainsaw Massacre if Peter Jackson had directed – minus the insane levels of gore. At farmer Vincent Smith’s Motel Hello, guests are buried up to their necks, vocal cords cut, and ‘harvested’ for meat. Not surprisingly, the mix of horror and comedy is uneven at best. Motel Hell delivers on the horror, but its humor may be too broad for a lot of horror fans. Still Motel Hell is a quintessential example of 80s horror.

Seven Doors Hotel – The Beyond (1981)

From the legendary Italian gore-master Lucio Fulci, The Beyond is a classic example of 70s and 80s Italian horror. A woman inherits an old Louisiana hotel that ends up sitting atop of a gateway to hell, or something like that. Like most Italian horror from the time period, the story is pretty inconsequential. Stuff happens, characters show up and disappear or die, and most viewers will likely have no clue what’s going on. And it doesn’t matter. The Beyond delivers exactly what you want from a Fulci movie – insane amounts of gore. Among the highlights is a scene where Fulci unleashes a horde of tarantulas that proceed to devour a character.

Remote Nevada Motel – Identity (2003)

And here’s the first of two John Cusack entries on the list. Though it’s essentially a pulp neo-noir B-movie, Identity boasts a lot of pedigree. There’s Oscar nominee director James Mangold whose work includes Logan and Ford v Ferrari. In addition to Cusack, the cast includes Ray Liotta, Amanda Peet, Alfred Molina, and the underrated John Hawkes. Several strangers find themselves stranded at a remote Nevada hotel during a rainstorm where an unknown killer picks them off one by one a la Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None. Meanwhile, in a seemingly unrelated story, a convicted killer awaits a ruling on his insanity please. Whether its twist holds up is debatable. Regardless Identity is a fun, polished ‘sort of’ slasher that’s better than expected.

The Pinewood Motel – Vacancy (2007)

Another B-movie with a lot of talent, Vacancy never quite nails the potential of its premise. A bickering married couple – played by Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson – discover a collection of VHS snuff movies in their cheap roadside motel. But there’s a catch – the movies were filmed in the room in which they’re staying. To its credit, Nimrod Antal’s (Predators) movie is short, tightly paced, and invests some emotion into its characters. Moreover, Vacancy’s early restraint and build-up create enough suspense to hook you in for its duration. In the end, Vacancy is the sort of movie you’d wouldn’t turn off if it happened to be on television, but you’d be unlikely to seek it out.

The Dolphin – 1408 (2007)

Another Stephen King adaptation, another horror hotel, and another John Cusack movie. While it would be easy to dismiss 1408 as a less ambitious The Shining, this is a very understated effort. Following his daughter’s death, author Mike Enslin chases down one supernatural locale after the next intent on disproving the existence of the afterlife. But his latest subject, the supposedly haunted Room 1408 in The Dolphin Hotel, proves him wrong … in the worst way possible. No one is going to mistake 1408 for a classic. As it stands, this one is firmly planted in the middle of film adaptations of King’s work. But it’s also subtly creepy. And Cusack makes just about anything he’s in worth watching.

Yankee Pedlar Inn – The Innkeepers (2011)

In between his breakout indie hit, House of the Devil, and You’re Next, mumblegore director Ti West visited the Yankee Pedlar Inn. His 2011 release, The Innkeepers, is set in the very real, historic Connecticut hotel. Just like West’s other work, The Innkeepers is a slow burn of a thriller as two hotel employees take it upon themselves to document supernatural happenings before the inn closes. In fact, The Innkeepers may be too much of a slow burn for many horror fans. Certainly, there’s some creepy moments including a fantastic scare involving a bedsheet. But the movie’s ending may leave some viewers a bit cold.

The Overlook – The Shining (1980) and Doctor Sleep (2019)

Aside from The Bates Motel, there isn’t a more famous hotel in horror movie history than The Overlook. Maybe Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation wasn’t entirely faithful to Stephen King’s novel. Nonetheless, The Shining is one of the greatest horror movies of all time. Despite the mountain it had to climb, Mike Flanagan’s belated sequel, Doctor Sleep, was a worthy follow-up. There’s something about a winter setting for horror – the isolation, darkness, and eeriness of a cold, howling wind. And both The Shining and Doctor Sleep capture that feeling of isolation to varying degrees.

Deadly Highways: Seven Road Trip Horror Movies To Keep You Home

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As summer winds down, what better way to close it out than with a road trip. Who doesn’t like getting into the car, driving with the windows down, and blasting your favourite tunes? If you have a good roadside assistance plan, what could go wrong? Well, horror fans know that plenty can go wrong. From psychopathic hitchhikers to deadly roadside attractions to terminal road rage, a leisurely ride can go bad quickly in horror movies. And we won’t even mention the risks of taking a wrong turn in rural areas. Instead of taking a road trip this summer, maybe you should play it safe and just peruse this list of seven ‘road trip’ horror movies.

7 – Duel (1971)

Duel is the quintessential road trip thriller. Despite premiering on television as an ABC Movie of the Week, Duel is something of a minor classic of its sub-genre. It’s every bit as suspenseful as it is simple. Straight-laced salesman David Mann passes a beat-up Peterbilt tanker truck on a stretch of deserted highway. Unfortunately, the unseen driver takes it personally and terrorizes David for the remainder of his business trip. From that point onward, Duel is a non-stop cat-and-mouse chase that rarely lets up. Sometimes the most straightforward premise is the best. And it probably doesn’t hurt that Steven Spielberg directed – in his feature-length debut – from a Richard Matheson screenplay. Spielberg’s decision to offer no motivation – not even a glimpse of the truck driver – also amps up the suspense.

6 – Race with the Devil (1975)

Okay, Race With the Devil is a hokey movie. At the height of the 1970s “Satanic Panic”, this mash-up of horror and action was one of several cult-themed movies terrifying suburban Americans. Yes, it’s a pure midnight movie with production values only slightly better than the run-of-the-mill made-for-television movie from the same era. When two married couples witness a Satanic ritual, their RV vacation turns into a cross-country nightmare. Part horror, part car chase movie, Race With the Devil is pretty standard stuff. Don’t expect much in the way of explicit gore. And there aren’t really any good jumps of which to speak. What makes this one worth watching is its oddly unsettling downer of an ending. You’ll want to leave the lights on after this one is done.

5 – Road Games (1981)

When someone says ‘Scream Queen’, Jamie Lee Curtis is probably still the name that comes to mind first. Everyone knows her roles in Halloween, Prom Queen, The Fog, and Terror Train. But even die-hard horror fans may have missed Road Games. In between Terror Train and Halloween II, Curtis found time for this Aussie road trip horror flick. Once again Curtis plays a hitchhiker who, along with a truck driver, gets caught up in a cat-and-mouse game across the Australian outback with a serial killer. Though Road Games sounds like just another slasher movie, it’s more of a suspense thriller. Less Friday the 13th, more Hitchcock in spirit. No, Road Games won’t fool anyone into considering it a classic. But it’s a nicely shot, well-acted thriller that’s surprisingly effective. In fact, it’s something of a hidden gem in Curtis’ filmography.

4 – The Hitcher (1986)

Once upon a time, years before Uber, people hitchhiked. Yes, they hopped into a car with a complete stranger. And they couldn’t leave a negative review on any app. Forget about the 2000’s remake, The Hitcher is an 80’s guilty-pleasure thriller that operates on levels of increasing implausibility. Jim Halsey is delivering a car from Chicago to San Diego. On a lonely stretch of desert highway, a tired Jim decides to pick up a hitchhiker. Unfortunately, the ‘hitcher’, John Ryder, is a psychopathic serial killer, intent on making Jim’s life a living hell. On one hand, The Hitcher can be pretty unsettling when it’s focused on small moments between Jim and Ryder. These scenes make for a tense, if not unlikely, ‘Road Trip’ from hell. Along the way, the movie goes off the rails. But Rutger Hauer’s chilling performance more than compensates for its unintentional silliness.

3 – Joy Ride (2001)

At first glance, Joy Ride feels like a spiritual remake of Duel. When college student Lewis Thomas’ high school crush, Venna, asks him to pick her up from school for the holidays, he trades in his plane ticket for a beat-up 1971 Chrysler Newport. But the road trip gets sidetracked when Lewis stops to bail out his troubled older brother, Fuller. A cruel prank with a CB radio on a trucker who calls himself, ‘Rusty Nail’, ends tragically. Like Spielberg’s Duel, Joy Ride then shifts into a ‘cat-and-mouse’ chase across deserted highways. Yet in spite of its similarities, Joy Ride still delivers the goods. First, Joy Ride benefits from director John Dahl’s deft hand – he knows how to craft suspense. Audiences will find a handful of white-knuckle moments. Throw in a likable cast and Ted Levine’s creepy voice as ‘Rusty Nail’ and Joy Ride makes for a decent update.

2 – Vacancy (2007)

If you’ve ever taken a road trip, there’s a good chance you had to spend the night in a cheap motel. Generally, a cheap motel means dirty sheets, bed bugs, no cable, or all of the above. But for 2000’s horror movie Vacancy, a motel stopover turns into a fight for survival. On the brink of divorce, David and Amy’s late-night shortcut leads them to a remote motel. When David finds handful of VHS tapes showing grisly murders, he recognizes the setting – their motel room. With Vacancy clocking in at just under 90 minutes, it’s a tightly packed thriller that never overstays its welcome. David’s discovery of the ‘snuff tapes’, for instance, is genuinely unnerving. And director Nimrod Antal wisely trades on a ‘less is more’ approach. Still despite its promising premise and good set-up, Vacancy settles into watchable B-movie, owing in small part to its lack of compelling villains.

1 – Splinter (2008)

A lot of horror fans probably missed Splinter. This little indie road trip thriller barely saw the inside of movie theaters. And it’s too bad because there’s lots to like about this creature feature. A couple’s romantic getaway goes off-course when an escaped convicted and his addict girlfriend carjack them. Things only get worse from that point onward. A flat tire strands the foursome at an abandoned, remote gas station. As it turns out, the gas station is abandoned because of a strange, splinter-like creature that infects, kills, and re-animates its victims. Consider it survival horror at its simplest and best. Whether it’s the gross practical effects, the tight pacing, subverted expectations, or doses of humour, Splinter is inspired DIY horror.

Vacancy Offers Passable Room Service for Horror Fans

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When Screen Gems released Vacancy in 2007, horror was in somewhat of a transition. The ‘Torture Porn’ subgenre was breathing its last gasp. Hostel II underperformed, Saw IV marked that franchise’s downward slide, and new entries like Captivity and I Know Who Killed Me were failures. Yet this was also the same year that saw the start of the Paranormal Activity franchise. Trick R’Treat, REC, The Mist, Inside, and 1408 also haunted theatres that year. Amidst these horror movies, Vacancy came and went, performing well enough to earn a direct-to-video prequel.

Synopsis

On the brink of divorce, David and Amy’s late-night shortcut leads them to a remote motel. When their car breaks down and they can’t get a cell phone signal, the couple has no choice but to spend the night. But dirty sheets and no cable is the least of their problems. David finds handful of VHS tapes showing that initially appears to be disturbingly violent movies. Then David recognizes the setting of the movies – their motel room. With surveillance cameras hidden all around them and masked men waiting outside, David and Amy are trapped and forced to fight for survival.

Vacancy Offers Some Restrained Thrills With Unique Premise

At face value, Vacancy sounds like a late-entry ‘Torture Porn’ movie. But from its opening credits sequence and motel-setting, Nimrod Antal’s thriller calls back more to Hitchcock than Eli Roth. For much of its runtime, Vacancy plays out like an old-school thriller. Writer Mark L Smith’s screenplay makes the rare effort to familiarize the audience with his characters’ disintegrating marriage. Similarly, Antal methodically cranks up the danger. Not unlike the similarly-themed, The Strangers, Vacancy purposefully introduces warning signs and threats before unleashing the movie’s full siege. Despite suffering a bit from familiarity in the set-up, Vacancy offers enough restrained thrill at a quick pace to draw you in for the full ride.

Vacancy Goes Off Course In Its Final Act

With Vacancy clocking in at just under 90 minutes, it’s a tightly packed thriller that, at the very least, never overstays its welcome. But by the time the credits roll, one can’t help but feel a little disappointed. Antal and Vacancy tease a gripping, disturbing thriller early on. Specifically, David’s discovery of the ‘snuff tapes – which marketing for the movie prominently featured – is genuinely unnerving. It’s a scene that wisely trades on a ‘less is more’ approach. There’s certainly some grisly imagery, but Antal never lingers on it. What’s promised in these scenes is an intense ‘life-or-death’ struggle.

Missing the gore of its counterparts and The Strangers’ nihilistic ending, Vacancy almost feels bland by its conclusion.

Yet it in spite of its early promise, Vacancy quickly settles in genre conventions in its final act. Whereas The Strangers maintained its eerie atmosphere atmosphere and pacing from start to finish, Vacancy lets go of its earlier restraint. Along with a few lazy genre tropes, like the inept police officer serving up a body count, Vacancy gets loud and messy. But Antal doesn’t even fully commit to letting things go fully off the rails. Missing the gore of its counterparts and The Strangers’ nihilistic ending, Vacancy almost feels bland by its conclusion.

Vacancy Suffers From Miscasting and Compelling Villains

Don’t get me wrong. Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale are both great actors. Nevertheless, Vacancy miscasts both performers in their roles. Maybe Wilson thought he would take a page from brother Owen’s early career (Anaconda, The Haunting), and give horror a try. But Luke Wilson just doesn’t seem right as passive-aggressive David – Wilson’s talents seems better-suited for comedic roles. After watching Beckinsale kick ass in the Underworld series, the damsel-in-distress role feels like a major step down for the actress.

After watching Beckinsale kick ass in the Underworld series, the damsel-in-distress role feels like a major step down for the actress.

Contrary to The Strangers, Vacancy also lacks convincing villains. Character actor Frank Whalley (The Shed) is always reliable. And he brings the right amount of sleaze for his character. Yet Whalley is never menacing in his role. That is, he makes the perfect sniveling background bad guy, but not an imposing major villain. Unfortunately, the masked killers that round out the cast are unremarkable. Even with a good performer like Ethan Embry (The Devil’s Candy, Late Phases) behind one of the masks. Without any discernible personalities, the villains feel interchangeable. The Strangers’ killers were memorable enough to drive calls for a sequel for over a decade. Conversely, you’ll be hard-pressed to remember Vacancy’s masked madmen.

Vacancy Settles For Watchable B-Movie Fare

Despite a promising premise riffing on an enduring urban legend, Vacancy settles for being a watchable B-movie. To its credit, the movie is short, tightly paced, and invests enough emotion into its characters to care. Moreover, director Nimrod Antal’s early restraint and build-up create enough suspense to hook you in for the duration of the movie. In the end, Vacancy is the sort of movie you’d wouldn’t turn off if it happened to be on television, but you’d be unlikely to seek it out.

THE PROFESSOR’S FINAL GRADE: C+