Leviathan Keeps Its Head Above Water With Familiar Monster Movie

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Hollywood likes to do things in pairs. In 1998, Tinseltown release two giant meteor movies – Deep Impact and Michael Bay’s Armageddon. Just one year earlier another pair of disaster movies – Volcano and Dante’s Peak – erupted into cineplexes. Both Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner took turns playing Wyatt Earp in the 1993 Tombstone and 1994’s Wyatt Earp, respectively. And at the end of the 1980s, horror fans got two aquatic horror movies warning us about sea monsters hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Friday the 13th director Sean S. Cunningham returned to horror with Deep Star Six; George P. Cosmatos (Cobra) helmed the similarly-themed Leviathan. While critics didn’t like either, Leviathan had a slight critical edge.

Synopsis

After three months on the ocean’s floor, a deep sea mining crew has just three days before they return to the surface. On their third last day, however, one crewmember, ‘Sixpack’, stumbles on a sunken Soviet ship, Leviathan. Looking for anything he can salvage for money, Sixpack instead finds a flask of vodka that he stashes away for himself. But shortly after taking a drink, Sixpack quickly becomes ill before suddenly dying. Something hidden in vodka mutates the body into a horrific monster that stalks the remaining crew.

Leviathan Boasts Better-Than-Expected Production Values and Creature Effects

Of the two sea monster movies released in 1989, Leviathan has the clear advantage in terms of production value, set design, and creature effects. Though director George P. Cosmatos wasn’t necessarily an auteur, he had experience helming big and loud action movies, including Rambo: First Blood Part II. That experience shows over Leviathan’s 103 minutes as Cosmatos sets David People and Jeb Stuart’s story in motion quickly. There’s bits of suspense and enough mystery ahead of the first appearance of the monster to tide audiences over. Following a long-standing rule of monster movies, Cosmatos only gives glimpses of the mutating creature. Special effects wizard Stan Winston delivers a mostly convincing monster – it looks better in the shadows then its last appearance in full daylight.

Of the two sea monster movies released in 1989, Leviathan has the clear advantage in terms of production value, set design, and creature effects.

There’s also enough grotesque make-up effects for the mutations befalling cast members to inspire more audience interest in the middle act. For what’s essentially a B-movie, Leviathan also benefits from top-notch set design in the underwater facility. Yet it’s also the effects and set design that limit this 1989 thriller. That is, the underwater lab looks an awful lot like the shadowy halls of the Nostromo in Ridley Scott’s Alien. And the creature mutations can’t avoid reminding viewers of John Carpenter’s The Thing. These similarities lead to unfavorable comparison – Leviathan is not Alien or The Thing.

Leviathan Strands a Better-Than-Expected Cast With a Lukewarm Story

Another problem keeping Leviathan submerged is its story. On one hand, Peoples and Stuart largely serve up a pretty standard monster movie. That’s surprising given the duo’s impressive writing credits – Peoples co-wrote Blade Runner and Unforgiven and Stuart wrote Die Hard and The Fugitive. Yet there’s hints of good ideas and a better story spread out over the aquatic horror movie. Soviet experiments on their own crew, the corporate greed of Tri-Oceanic Corp., and the moral dilemma of saving one’s self or preventing the spread of a deadly mutagen should add more complexity. Maybe studio demands for more monster led to some trimming of the movie’s deeper concepts.

This better-than-expect cast holds Leviathan together even when it falls into predictability.

In spite of its B-movie origins, Leviathan secured an impressive cast for the late 1980s. Peter Weller (Robocop, Screamers) makes for a compelling lead as geologist and crew supervisor Steven Beck. Veteran character actor Richard Crenna is as good as expected – Crenna could always be counted for lending some legitimacy to more pulpy projects. As for the supporting cast, Cosmatos rounds out his mining crew with lots of familiar faces including Amanda Pays, Ernie Hudson, Hector Elizondo, and a young Daniel Stern. This better-than-expect cast holds Leviathan together even when it falls into predictability.

Leviathan Mostly Holds Up As a Decent Sea Monster Movie

Arguably the better of the two aquatic sea monster movies of 1989, Leviathan is a perfectly serviceable affair. There’s nothing particularly original here as Cosmatos et al. clearly borrow story and aesthetics from Alien and The Thing. Nevertheless, Cosmatos knew what audiences wanted and gets to the monster stuff sooner than later ensuring this late-80s horror entry is never dull. Even after over 30 years, the set design and Stan Winston’s creature effects hold up well. Moreover, a strong cast holds the movie together when its monster isn’t lurking nearby. Though it’s essentially a ‘fancy’ B-monster movie, Leviathan holds up as a decent rainy day horror movie.

THE PROFESSOR’S FINAL GRADE: B-

Prophecy a Middling 70s Eco-Horror Movie That’s Obscure For a Reason

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By the end of the 1970s, the eco-horror subgenre was slowing down as the counterculture movement gave way to a conservative resurgence that defined the 80s. Most fans of 70s horror recognize title like Orca, Piranha, or Grizzly. Lovers of ‘cheese cinema’ have likely seen Frogs, Tentacles, or Day of the Animals. But the 1979 release Prophecy slid into obscurity in spite of big studio backing and talent behind and in front of the camera. Maybe its story of paper mill waste and a mutated bear felt rehashed. Or maybe a man dressed in a mutant bear suit didn’t feel scary to audiences. Regardless Prophecy still scraped up some money at the box as critics derided it and audiences quickly forgot about it.

Synopsis

Frustrated chasing down corrupt landlords running slums in Washington, Dr. Robert Verne takes a job with the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). His new position sends him to a remote logging site in the Maine wilderness to report on standoff between the land’s indigenous protestors and paper mill operators. Joined by his wife, Dr. Verne discovers that something in the woods has attacked and killed several loggers. The Indigenous peoples believe it’s Katahdin, a vengeful spirit of the forest seeking retribution for harms done to the land. But Dr. Verne soon learns that waste spilled by the paper mill has mutated the area’s wildlife with deadly consequences.

Prophecy Lazily Recycles Tired Eco-Horror Tropes

Director John Frankenheimer had a pretty impressive filmography before helming Prophecy. After all, Frankenheimer was the same filmmaker behind The Manchurian Candidate, Birdman of Alcatraz, and Seconds. Though not as critically acclaimed, writer David Seltzer was responsible for The Omen screenplay. On the other side of the camera, Robert Foxworth (Damien: The Omen II), Talia Shire (The Godfather, Rocky), and Armand Assante (Judge Dredd) were all talented performers with varying degrees of success. Clearly, it’s Seltzer who’s most responsible for Prophecy’s limitations as an eco-horror movie. His screenplay feels like a lazy re-hashing of what should be formulaic stuff by 1979.

Simply put, Seltzer’s screenplay feels lazy … even in 1979.

Nothing about Prophecy deviates from anything you’d find in any (and every) other eco-horror movie released in the 1970s. Evil (or willfully clueless) corporation polluting the environment. Check. An angry agent of nature (abnormally large or mutated) striking back. Check. A scientist or police officer (or park ranger) who sees the warning signs and warns everyone to no avail. Check. Lazy but well-intentioned appropriation of Indigenous culture. Check. And it’s worth pointing out that neither Assante nor Victoria Racimo – the two Indigenous characters with speaking roles – were actually Indigenous. There’s also the usual dose of dubious science babble to explain the movie’s monster. Simply put, Seltzer’s screenplay feels lazy … even in 1979.

Prophecy Wastes a Good First Act With Lack of Scares, Middling Effects

Occasionally, Prophecy shows flashes of Frankenheimer’s talent, which keeps it from feeling like an outright ‘bad’ movie. That opening scene actually introduces some mystery while feeling a bit suspenseful. And the following scene showing the aftermath of the first offscreen attack teases more style than you’d expect from this sort of movie. In fact, Prophecy’s first act feels like a quality divergence from the usual eco-horror fare. Yet two things other than the derivative story quickly derail things. Without much of a story, Frankenheimer struggles to pace things over the final two-thirds of the movie. Too little happens for too long even with the inclusion of a camping family that has no purpose but to up the body count.

Without much of a story, Frankenheimer struggles to pace things over the final two-thirds of the movie.

Furthermore, Frankenheimer exposes too much of his mutated bear. The Katahdin, played by Kevin Peter Hall (Predator), doesn’t look terrible for a 1979 movie – it’s an improvement over the bear sequences in Grizzly. Nonetheless, the effects aren’t convincing enough to be genuinely scary. In particular, the daytime shots of the Katahdin feel ill-advised. According to behind-the-scenes stories, Paramount forced significant edits onto Frankenheimer to move from an R-rating to a PG. And it shows. Yes, PG horror works but Prophecy would clearly have benefited from a tougher edge to its scares and bear attacks. This looks like a movie that was harshly edited.

Prophecy Isn’t Terrible, But It’s Obscure For a Reason

Is Prophecy quite as bad as its reputation suggests? No, not necessarily. Of course, it’s not a good movie either. Something of oddity – like its mutated bear – Frankenheimer’s eco-horror entry is often better than it has any right to be given what was already a recycled story by 1979. And the practical effects, including the mutant bear costume, were middling for the era and haven’t aged well. But it’s still an upgrade over Grizzly. What really hurts Prophecy are lackluster pacing, long stretches of pseudo-science expository dialogue, and likely studio interference. Somewhere in this monster movie is a decent cast and a handful of good scares. Nevertheless, Prophecy remains an obscure piece of 70s horror for a reason.

Class of Nuke ‘Em High Revels in the Crude Schlock That Defined Troma

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If you’re a horror fan or B-movie lover and came of age in the 80s, you’re likely at least familiar with Troma Entertainment. The brainchild of Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz, Troma movies mix ‘shock’ and ‘schlock’ on paper thin budgets. This is the studio that gave us The Toxic Avenger and Surf Nazis Must Die. And it’s where Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn got his start. After The Toxic Avenger series, Troma’s next best known property is Class of Nuke ‘Em High. Though it’s pretty representatively of Troma movies, Class of Nuke ‘Em High hasn’t endeared itself to filmgoers quite like The Toxic Avenger. But is it a bad movie or is it ‘so bad, it’s good’?

Synopsis

For years Tromaville High School has welcomed students just a stone’s throw away from the nuclear power plant in Tromaville. Despite the plant owner’s insistence that the facility is safe, nuclear waste runoff has slowly infected the students, turning the honor society into a ruthless gang, ‘The Cretins”. When The Cretins start selling radioactive marijuana grown on plant property, the ‘atomic weed’ instantly mutates some students. Now there’s something more dangerous in the school halls than the psychopathic gang members.

Class of Nuke ‘Em High Revels in an Intentionally Crude, Juvenile Schlock

If there’s a noticeable difference between Troma’s two most well-known movies it’s that The Toxic Avenger has a bit of a sweet disposition. That movie’s nuclear waste-infused superhero, Toxie, is almost endearing. Comparatively, Class of Nuke ‘Em High is a crude, silly, and often nasty movie. Whether one considers it mean-spirited will depend on whether you take it seriously or not. But the movie certainly doesn’t take itself seriously. Everything about it is cheap and stupid. Some of the props (or a lot of them) look like they’re made from cardboard. its story is pure nonsense that’s really just an excuse to put up a lot of sex and violence on the screen.

Troma liberally mixes bits of science fiction, horror, and teen sex romp into an intentionally ridiculous movie that includes a toxic monster.

And like any 70s and 80s exploitation, Class of Nuke ‘Em High has plenty of both. Look for lots of random nudity, sexualized teens (who look like they’re in their late twenties), and characters vomiting up green toxic waste. Troma liberally mixes bits of science fiction, horror, and teen sex romp into an intentionally ridiculous movie that includes a toxic monster. For a micro-budgeted movie, however, the monster effects actually aren’t as bad as you’d expect. Nonetheless, the movie’s cartoonish representation of teen rebellion makes Class of 1984 look like a documentary. Still that punk rock soundtrack, which includes The Smithereens, is no joke.

Class of Nuke ‘Em High is an Equal Opportunity Offender

Don’t expect to recognize any of the cast members of Class of Nuke ‘Em High. Unless you’re a diehard Troma Entertainment fan, Kaufman typically worked with low-budget character actors or complete amateurs. There’s Pat Ryan who popped up in exploitation movies like Fighting Back and Troma favourite The Toxic Avenger. And that’s about it. Not surprisingly then, the acting ranges from wooden to wildly over-the-top. Of course, like the rest of Class of Nuke ‘Em High, this is entirely by design. Most importantly, the amateurish performances are part of the B-movie’s charm.

And it’s hard to imagine anyone remaking any Troma movie without excising just about everything but the premise.

Every once in a while, rumors pop up about a Toxic Avenger movie. Several years ago Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II, St. Agatha, Death of Me, Spiral: From the Book of Saw) actually did a straight remake of another Troma release, Mother’s Day. And it’s hard to imagine anyone remaking any Troma movie without excising just about everything but the premise. Like every Troma release, Class of Nuke ‘Em High fills itself with offensive characters in addition to the imagery discussed above. Some of the movie’s story takes aim at authority figures casting most adults as complete idiots. But Class of Nuke ‘Em High is an equal opportunity offenders. Misogyny, racial caricatures, and transgenderism represent just a handful of the excessively crude representations you’ll find on the screen.

Class of Nuke’ Em High Is Exactly What You’d Expect

If there really is such a thing as ‘review proof’ than Class of Nuke ‘Em High comes about as close as any movie. Either you get Troma or you absolutely hate it. No one’s going to fall in the middle. And this is a quintessential Troma movie. This is Grade-Z schlock designed to offend everyone equally. The audience market for this one is going to be narrow. And most horror fans born after 1990 will probably want to avoid it. But fans of ultra-low budget, intentionally dumb ‘bad movies’ won’t find a better example of that niche market than Class of Nuke ‘Em High.

THE FINAL VERDICT: SO BAD, IT’S GOOD